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PUNS FOR THE EDUCATE MIND – PART #2

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  • Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • When chemists die, apparently they barium.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can’t put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

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